As a home buyer wouldn't you love it if more property descriptions were honest about the condition of the home?
Here is a property description that is honest and funny. The showing instructions for other real estate agents are very funny. Thanks to Heath Coker in Massachusetts for allowing his post titled 'Funny Showing Instructions' to be Re-Blogged.
I had to throw my head back and laugh at this one. WYSIWYG pictures and hilarious showing instructions make this one good for a giggle. The house is in an estate. The contents are strewn throughout, the landscaping hasn't been maintained, and the building needs a BIG hug (TLC).
What made me laugh are the showing instructions that are for other agents and brokers: "Call us to let us know you're going in case we need to send out a search party." The public description is pretty clear for buyers, too. "Why so cheap? Well here's the bad news: It needs lots of work and is overgrown and is therefore priced at lot value. There's lots of rotted trim, mold and other creepy stuff and the lucky new owner gets the property strictly as is which includes clutter out of a scene from some hoarders TV show (there might just be a treasure under there somewhere!) No record of any septic work ever being done. If you're game for a challenge this just could be the bargain you've been waiting for."
At least he is straight forward from the start!
Heath Coker, Associate Broker
Robert Paul Properties
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